Hey, Where'd It Go?

For a while now I've been contemplating how to get in the Guiness Book of World Records. Well, I decided I want to be named the first baby with a six-pack. I found the perfect place to do my abdominal workouts: my bouncy seat! I can do crunches and other calisthenics in it.

Folks, my bouncy seat is gone. I thought Mommy and Daddy would let me hang out in it today and I would get a good workout in, but it's nowhere to be found. Wait a minute. Come to think of it, I saw Daddy carting a suspicious looking bag into the attic along with the Christmas decorations. Rats!