Hibachi is not for me

Today, Mommy and Daddy took me to eat at Ichiban. They ate something called hibachi. First, a guy in a really tall hat came out. He made an onion volcano and lit it on fire. I wasn't that interested to tell you the truth. Then he started juggling his fork and spatula. I did NOT like the sound it made at all, and I let everyone at our table know! I hope we don't go back there anytime soon.